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Today, December 6 in 
1774 Austria became the first nation to introduce a state
education system.

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Utah man assaults McDonalds workers
                     
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the 
metric system.
--- P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
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MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food
cake.  The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The
neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said
serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
surprise when Bob brought a friend
home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash
thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of
silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the
rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new
recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed
of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led
up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the
garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put
all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have
been something wrong with this recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a
chicken.  He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
roast.  All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a
flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and
set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger,
much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY:
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for
tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.
If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to
surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
has been earned by 

Victor Jimmy Castro,
28,
Layton,
Utah

Utah man assaults McDonalds workers

Two McDonald's employees were assaulted by an irate customer
who claimed that the workers botched his order, according to
Utah police.

Investigators say Victor Jimmy Castro placed an order last
month at a McDonald's inside a Walmart Supercenter in Layton, a
city about 20 miles from Salt Lake City, and thereafter left
with his food.

But Castro, 28, soon reappeared at the McDonald's, according to
a probable cause affidavit. He allegedly walked behind the
restaurant's counter and began throwing punches at a male
employee, who was struck in the face by Castro's blows.

After attacking the victim, who was working the cash register,
Castro continued into the restaurant's kitchen, where he
allegedly punched a second worker in the face.

Witnesses told police that during the attack--which was
captured by surveillance cameras--Castro declared,  You got my
order wrong. 

Pictured above, Castro was arrested yesterday morning. He is
locked up in the Davis County jail on multiple charges,
including burglary and pair of assault counts. 



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From: Carol
Re: Chkdsk

Good Morning Webby...
When I ran my "crap cleaner" this morning, I got an error
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the 
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You've helped me so many times, I hate to ask for help again!
Thank you,
Carol

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>From Lyn
I got so excited when my husband expressed interest 
in my meditation sessions. 
"You don't have to close your eyes," I explained. 
"You can keep them open and focus on something 
like a candle or a spot in front of you."

He nodded thoughtfully. "Could it be a TV?"



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A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled 
upstairs to his wife, "Honey, are you ready yet?" 

Shouting back, the woman replies, 

"For crying out loud, Ed, I've been telling you for the last 
half hour...I'll be ready in a minute!" 

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Watch How This Little Girl Celebrates A Country Christmas.
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Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following
problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth
is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth
to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each
get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Morris
raised his hand. The teacher called on Little Morris for his
answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Morris
answered,
"A lawyer!"

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A patient had broken his leg and it was going to have to be
set. To get him ready for this painful event, he was heavily
sedated.
While in this "state", he spoke rather freely with the hospital
staff and with his wife. She apparently learned several things
about her husband. When it was time to reverse the
medication, the wife said
"Wait! not yet. I have some more questions I want to ask".

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"Doctor!" said the woman as she loudly bounced into the
room, "I want you to tell me very frankly what's wrong with
me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam,"
he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you."
"First, you need to lose at least twenty pounds in your lower
half.

Second, you should use only about one tenth as much
rouge and lipstick as you did this morning.

And third, I'm an artist - the doctor's office is on the next
floor."

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NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just
jokes and fun for grownups. 
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Today, December 6 in
1735 In London, French surgeon Claudius Amyand peformed the
first successful appendectomy at St. George's Hospital. The
patient was an 11-year old boy that had swallowed a pin.

1774 Austria became the first nation to introduce a state
education system.

1865 The 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified.
The amendment abolished slavery in the U.S.

1877 Thomas Edison demonstrated the first gramophone, with a
recording of himself reciting Mary Had a Little Lamb.

1884 The construction of the Washington Monument was completed
by Army engineers. The project took 34 years.

1889 Jefferson Davis died in New Orleans. He was the first and
only president of the Confederate States of America.

1907 In Monongah, WV, 361 people were killed in America's worst
mine disaster.

1917 More than 1,600 people died when two munitions ships
collided in the harbor at Halifax, Nova Scotia.

1917 Finland proclaimed independence from Russia.

1921 The Catholic Irish Free State was created as a self-
governing dominion of Britain when an Anglo-Irish treaty was
signed.

1926 In Italy, Benito Mussolini introduced a tax on bachelors.

1947 Everglades National Park in Florida was dedicated by U.S.
President Truman.

1957 AFL-CIO members voted to expel the International
Brotherhood of Teamsters. The Teamsters were readmitted in
1987.

1957 America's first attempt at putting a satellite into orbit
failed when the satellite blew up on the launch pad at Cape
Canaveral, FL.

1982 11 soldiers and 6 civilians were killed when a bomb
exploded in a pub in Ballykelly, Northern Ireland. The Irish
National Liberation Army was responsible for planting the bomb.

1983 In Jerusalem, a bomb planted on a bus exploded killing six
Israelis and wounding 44.

1989 The worst mass shooting in Canadian history occurred when
a man gunned down 14 women at the University of Montreal's
school of engineering. The man then killed himself.

1989 Egon Krenz resigned as leader of East Germany.

1990 Iraq announced that it would release all its 2,000 foreign
hostages.

1992 In India, thousands of Hindu extremists destroyed a
mosque. The following two months of Hindu-Muslim rioting
resulted in at least 2,000 people being killed.

1993 Former priest James R. Porter was sentenced to 18 to 20
years in prison. Porter had admitted molesting 28 children in
the 1960s.

1994 Orange County, CA, filed for bankruptcy protection due to
investment losses of about $2 billion. The county is one of the
richest in the U.S. and became the largest municipality to
file
for bankruptcy.

1997 A Russian Antonov 124 military transport crashed into a
residential area in Irkutsk, Russia, shortly after takeoff. 70
people were killed.

1998 In Venezuela, former Lieutenant Colonel Hugo Chavez was
elected president. He had staged a bloody coup attempt against
the government six years earlier.

1998 Astronauts aboard the space shuttle Endeavour connected
the first two building blocks of the international space
station in the shuttle cargo bay.

2002 Winona Ryder was sentenced to 36 months of probation and
480 hours of community service stemming from her conviction for
shoplifting from Saks Fifth Avenue. She was also ordered to
pay
$10,000 in fines and restitution.

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